Shit Penguins Fans Don’t Say

ohcanaderp:

• I’d MUCH rather have Johnson in net than Fleury.
• I wish we could trade Ovechkin with Malkin.
• Crosby is the worst captain ever.
• Yes, I am glad that Martin has a no-trade clause.
• Malkin needs to learn better English.
• Fuck, the baby Penguins suck. 
• It’s totally a better idea that Staal doesn’t wear a visor. 
• I miss Hossa being a Penguin.
• Mario Lemieux is wrong.

• We should have resigned Mike Comrie.
• We have the worst Staal brother.
• What number is Sidney Crosby again?
• I hated the 90s black and goldenrod colors.
• Ovechkin is far more accomplished than Crosby.
• Evgeni Malkin isn’t that great.
• Maybe we could trade Neal and Niskanen back for Goligoski.
• Ray Shero hasn’t done any good since he became GM.
• I never really liked Lemieux when he played.

4 weeks ago with:18 notes (originallyohcanaderp)